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Mecha~sketch

Aku boriing..maka t'hasillah sketch mecha yng serabut ni..haha

Harry Potter~

requested by rue~

Satu lagi dakyah kafir laknat.."the sound from hell"

Maklumat ini aku perolehi dari group 1989..tak ingat post yng mane..sori~ ok,kenyataan nie dibuat oleh seorang saintis dari barat yang bernama Dr.Azzacove.Dia  (malas nak respect..so ak guna 'dia' instead of 'beliau') dan group nya telah manjalankan satu kajian berkaitan dengan kerak bumi,kajian itu dijalankan dengan menggali terus kedalam kerak bumi.Kajian yang bermula pada tahun 1970 yang bertempat di Russia ini temasuk didalam kategori 'lubang terpanjang di dunia' dengan jumlah kasar kedalaman 12.26km. Menurut Dr.Azzacove,mereka secara tidak sengaja telah terakam 'suara' yang dianggap dari neraka??..betulkah??..semestinya tidak .Berikut adalah petikan kata-katanya.. "As a  communist I don’t believe in Heaven or the Bible; but as a scientist I now believe in Hell,"  said Dr. Azzacove.  "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And  we are absolutely convinced that we dri...

Death row in women's prison

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim?" And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

Broccoli Casserole joke

Broccoli Casserole A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and ...

kamen rider black

kamen rider rule!!..hahaha

Satu lagi artikel pasal solat

kata nabi saw siapa yang tinggalkan solat subuh tiadalah padanya nur di wajahnya  dan  siapa yang tinggalkan solat zohor tiadalah padanya rezki yang berkat dan barang siapa yang tinggalkan solat asar tiadalah padanya kekuatan badan, siapa yang tinggalkan solat maghrib tiadalah padanya anak2 yg bermanfaat dan barang siapa yang tinggalkan solat isyak tiadalah padanya tidur yang nyenyak

Solat ku~sempurnakah ??

Today as usual after breakfast I'll stick to my computer..(hehe) As my eye attracted to the Daily Hadith widget.. Oh my, today hadith is about Solat.. It makes me think.. Am I really perform it,did i miss any and if Ido perform,did I done it well.. Will my Solat been accepted?.. Hadrhat Abdulah Ibn Qart (Allah be pleased upon him) narrates that Muhammad (peace be upon him) said :"The first act about which one will be qestioned on the Day of Qiyammah will be Saalat.If Saalat is foud to be proper,other acts will pass as proper. But, if Saalat is found to be despoiled then all other acts too will fail"                                                                                                                           (Tibrani, Ausat) Ya Allah ku mohon kehadirat mu, Kuatkanlah keiman ku dan masukkanlah aku didalam golongan yang bertaqwa.. Amin~

Aku kenal diri aku melalui tarikh lahir??

Hmm, Aku pn x tau camne cara pengiraan nie.. (ak mntak orng kirakan je,thanks ye amad) nie ak nyer 'description' >>23.8.1989 -suka ilmu (yup2..aku suke blaja tp bkan ikut silibus)  -resah gelisah (someone,plz calm me down!!)  -rezeki di luar kawasan sendiri (Alhamdulillah..)  -mudah dikhianati @ disabotaj(wei korang jangan wat ak camni tau)  -sunyi @ menyendiri(a'ah tu la aku) -pernah mengalami peristiwa mistik (misteri!!!) -suka aktiviti luar(yup2,ak suke gi camp)  -merancang bersendirian(hmhm,must be independent)

tony tony chopper

freaking burning apple

yea~comment plz..

try3

Polar bear

Big Apple

~my first wally using my first tablet..(-vo)

Finally I own 'u'

AlhamduliLLAH and Yeaa!!~ U know what?..this week is the most happiest week for me!!..yea!! me (again).I got my own TABLET the WACOM BAMBOO FUN(small)..don't mind the size,but it's cool!!.It cost almost all of my saving,pergh..mahal kut,rm359..the cheapest price I could found for this product.For those who a newb with this I'll explain a bit, tablet is a tool that help artist (most of the time to this society) representing art tool such paint brush, pen and such,which mean it helps them to draw using computer. So,here goes my art attack!!~ Yea!!~(again)

feel the blue 3

Hair Cut Mystery

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eye...

The lie detector test

"If you're going to work here young man, " said the boss, "the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm." "Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?" "Oh, yes, sir." responded the young man. "And another thing the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat in our office." said the boss.

The new maid

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?" "Uh..... Is this 09-222xxxx?

7 perkara yang membuatkan anda bermotivasi di waktu pagi..

*don't stress..just take ur number and BOOM!! 1. Bersyukur, bersyukur, bersyukur. Bersyukurlah sebab anda masih diberi peluang untuk meneruskan hidup, anda juga masih ada kesempatan untuk melakukan yang terbaik hari ini, lebih baik dari yang kelmarin. 2. Tekad Bermotivasi. Pasang niat dalam hati yang anda mahu jadi bersemangat sepenuhnya. Ambil beberapa artikel-artikel motivasi pendek dan baca dalam seminit dua. Di waktu awal pagi, jangan buka email, baca newspaper, baca gosip-gosip mahupun join sesi mengumpat bersama kawan-kawan. Sebab, ia menerbitkan energi negatif lalu menghalang anda dari bermotivasi sepanjang hari. 3. Dekatkan Diri Dengan Sesi Motivasi. Ikuti sesi-sesi motivasi di media, misalnya Motivasi Pagi di TV3 dan sesi motivasi Dr Izzy di Hot FM. Luangkan masa 3-5 minit memberi motivasi pada diri sendiri melalui sesi-sesi motivasi pendek ni. Motivasi harus dijaga, sebab kalau tak di jaga ia mudah turun. Kesannya, anda menjadi tidak bersemangat, lemah longlai dan lemas. ...

yellow page?

i ran out of idea for the title....blur

life ain't fun without creativity

new feel

freedom is free

feel the blue

Sihat macam nabi kite~

Sihat Secara Saintifik Nabi Kita Selain fizikal, mental dan rohani juga adalah elemen penting dalam memastikan badan yang sihat, insyallah untuk panjang umur. “Ajal maut dan jodoh pertemuan memang ditangan tuhan, tetapi usaha dari manusia itu perlu sebelum berserah pada tuhan. ” 1. SELALU BANGUN SEBELUM SUBUH Rasul selalu mengajak ummatnya untuk bangun sebelum subuh, melaksanakan solat sunah dan solat Fardhu, solat subuh berjamaah. Hal ini memberi hikmah yg mendalam antara lain : - Berlimpah pahala dari Allah - Kesegaran udara subuh yg bagus utk kesehatan/ terapi penyakit TB - Memperkuat fikiran dan menyehatkan perasaan 2. AKTIF MENJAGA KEBERSIHAN Rasul selalu sentiasa rapi & bersih, tiap hari khamis atau jumaat beliau mencuci rambut-rambut halus di pipi, selalu memotong kuku, bersisir dan berminyak wangi, memaki celak. “Mandi pada hari Jumaat adalah wajib bagi setiap orang-orang dewasa. Demikian pula menggosok gigi dan memakai harum-haruman” (HR Muslim) 3.TIDAK PERNAH BANYAK MAKAN...

Tempatnya sebuah bilik di neraka buatku~

"Cerita nie dah lame ak simpan,lupe dah dari mane ak dapat... Banyak pengajaran yang boleh diambil dari cerita nie..baca dulu baru tau.." Di ambil dari majalah Iskandariah Mesir ‘MANAR ISLAM’ Menurut majalah tersebut, pada suatu hari, seorang gadis yang terpengaruh dengan cara hidup masyarakat Barat menaiki sebuah bas mini untuk menuju ke destinasi di wilayah Iskandariah. Malangnya walau pun tinggal dibumi yang terkenal dengan tradisi keislaman, pakaian gadis tersebut sangat menjolok mata. Bajunya agak nipis dan seksi hampir terlihat segala yang patut disembunyikan bagi seorang perempuan dari pandangan lelaki ajnabi atau mahramnya. Gadis itu dalam lingkungan 20 tahun. Di dalam bas itu ada seorang tua yang dipenuhi uban menegurnya. “Wahai pemudi! Alangkah baiknya jika kamu berpakaian yang baik, yang sesuai dengan ketimuran dan adat serta agama Islam kamu, itu lebih baik daripada kamu berpakaian begini yang pastinya menjadi mangsa pandangan liar kaum lelaki….” nasihat orang tua...

Firasad tahi lalat~

Masyarakat pada zaman dahulu mengenal seseorang dgn melihat tanda pada badannya.Diturunkan di sini firasat tentang tahi lalat. Sejauhmana kebenarannya tidaklah diketahui dgn jelas. Namun begitu,ia biasa diajarkan di kalangan Masyarakat Melayu.Hanyalah sekadar menambah pengetahuan semata-mata. Bahagan Badan >>>Firasat bibir atas kanan >>>banyak rezeki, pandai bibir atas kiri >>>>ramai kawan, baik hati bibir bawah kanan >>>>>>disegani orang, ramai yg suka bibir bawah kiri >>>>>>pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah leher kanan >>>>>cerdas, jujur, berani menderita leher kiri >>>>>>cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan leher di tengah>>>>> tercapai cita-cita biji mata kanan >>>>>suka serong dan pembohong biji mata kiri >>>>>pembohong tetapi baik hati hujung mata kanan >>>>>baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas hujung mata kiri>>>...

Terrorist??are u??

The world been buzzed by war lately.. The latest,in Palestine..huge numbers of innoncent muslim been slaughtered,been murded by whom?..the 'Justice' guy perhaps,that what they said.."muslims are terrorist,they kill people..still remember the 11sep?,we're good guy..we kill the muslim".. Ya right!,like we gonna fall into ur plot of drama.. I keep thinking that,this war is a-no-end episode.. we start the war then we win,the loser hold a grunge on us,then they keep it as a booster for them to be strong and take revenge,for second time we lose..then we hold a grunge on them...and this situation keep repeating over and over again.. So, what is the purpose of fighting and war.. Islam don't encourage the believers to commit war or even a fight unless in the name of protecting the honour of Islam.. Even dakwah is delivered in the most polite and pleasent ways.. So?..which side are u? the badass guys or the good one?.. ~Muhassabah  urself to find the answers..may Allah ...