Broccoli Casserole joke

Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her
boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to
feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance
to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been
snoozing under the woman's
chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is
great!' and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at
the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

Once again the woman smiled
and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let
another rip.
This time she didn't even
think about it.

She let a fart rip that
rivaled a train whistle blowing.

once again, the father
looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away
from her, before she sh its on you!'

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Sejadah yang tidak berlipat

Ada satu hal misteri yang bermain di minta semasa aku kecil. Tiap kali menziarahi nenek mata tercacap pada sebuah bilik yang tidak berpenghuni. Bilik kosong, dijadikan setor mungkin. Uniknya pada sehelai tikar sejadah diam di tempat yang sama, tidak dilipat tidak juga dialihkan. Mungkin..sejadah itu sudah jadi alas kaki, prasangkaku. "Opah, opah..dalam bilik tengah tu kenapa sejadah tu macam tu je dari dulu?.." "Itu sejadah arwah atuk kamu.." "Atukkan dah lama meninggal, kenapa tak kemaskan je?..hantu eh?.." "Ish kamu ni, bilik itu bilik istimewa buat atuk kamu. Dia selalu ber-uzlah dan berkhalwah dalam tu" "Uzlah tu apa khalwah tu khalwat ke? dosa la kan" *Tersenyum, "Bukan macam tu, uzlah itu mengasingkan diri manakala khalwah bersunyi diri di suatu tempat tertentu bagi membolehkan seseorang itu focus beribadah tanpa gangguan dari sesiapa..khalwat itu haa yang itu Allah tak suka" "Oooh, lain eh. Abis tu kenapa tak lip...

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komik 4 petak:adab dalam masjid

sebaik-baiknya fokus melakukan amal ibadah di dalam masjid mahupun surau,bersembang la di luar moga bermanfaat :)

ありがとう:itu terima kasih

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