Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her
boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to
feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance
to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been
snoozing under the woman's
chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is
great!' and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at
the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled
and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let
another rip.
This time she didn't even
think about it.
She let a fart rip that
rivaled a train whistle blowing.
once again, the father
looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away
from her, before she sh its on you!'
A woman goes to her
boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to
feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance
to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been
snoozing under the woman's
chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is
great!' and a big smile came across her face.A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at
the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled
and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let
another rip.
This time she didn't even
think about it.
She let a fart rip that
rivaled a train whistle blowing.
once again, the father
looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away
from her, before she sh its on you!'
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